Footy's Back!!!

OK no more pseudo erudite ruminations on the state of the modern Australian Labor Party involving comparisons with the Australian cricket team in the 1980s! My weekend slandering of the record of captain grumpy Alan Border was irresponsible and historically inaccurate to boot. Speaking of boots (nuff nuff!) the change of seasons surely deserves a shift in my sporting analogies. As you can see, the damn ALP isn't even there at the contest! Where's Mal Michael coming over the top with the big fist to the boundary! God and Howard putting one through from a set shot right in front! What's the world coming to...nightmare scenario friends! Now we've seen it all. At least the Lions beast is back up and running giving the hapless bombers a pasting on the goldie over the weekend. Footy's back! Hooray! Forget politics...first bounce if you don't mind Mr Umpire and carn the lions!